HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one.........
Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's
roommate, Stephanie, was.
Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the
evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than
met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy
ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her a e-mail just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you
"do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
Having Mom Over For Dinner