SENIOR PERSONAL ADS
Here are some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona
newspapers: (Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5' 4"
(used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth
husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting,
shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga
and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing
aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated
flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaroon
Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or
are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tap
MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can
remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea,valves. Isn't in running condition,
but walks well.
Here are some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona
newspapers: (Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5' 4"
(used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth
husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting,
shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga
and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing
aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated
flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaroon
Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or
are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tap
MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can
remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea,valves. Isn't in running condition,
but walks well.
Senior Personal Ads
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